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Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
Woman: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park...
Guide: On May 21, 1864, the men of the Ninth Bearded Infantry were sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun.
Suddenly, enemy troops crested that hill over there. Man 1: Fort Springf...
Bart: It's hard to see what's going on; I can only make out the fat soldiers.
Skinner: All right, children, switch. [one of the soldiers spots the children] Man 4...
Bart: Uh, I think I got your lunch. [holds up note
I am very proud of you, Love, Mom"] Lisa: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me....
Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting money back into the school.
You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies, the food -- [takes a bite] -- I do...
Lisa: I've never seen them fight like that, Bart. I'm worried that all this posturing and saber-rattling could lead to a teachers' strike.
Bart: [scheming] Strike, eh? [cracks his knuckl...
Edna: How do you expect us to teach with these supplies?
Well, this pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub....
Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna...
Marge: Bart, Lisa, what are you two doing home so early?
Bart: Great news, Mom! Lisa: Horrible news, Mom!...

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