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Wiggum: Don't worry, folks, we'll find your wallet.
Marge: Dogs! Chief, you're getting powdered sugar all over my floor....
Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...
Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
Lisa: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
[Bart hums "See my vest"] Bart! Ba...
Bart: I know, the window. Lisa: No, Bart! What are you doing?
Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
Lisa: Quick! Let's get the -- Burns: Going somewhere?
Bart: That's impossible. How did you get here first?...
Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
Milhouse: This bus has seen better days. Bart: Well, at least it's safer than the old bus.
[shot of old bus, propped up on blocks] [a leaf from a tree falls on i...
Guide: This civil war cannon had been fully restored and is in ready-to- fire condition.
Skinner: Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the "credit card".
[hands him a length of siphoning pipe] Otto...

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