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Ned: [nervous] Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors.
Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your town....
Shelby: Quit stalling, kid. Write "Springfield sucks" in giant letters.
[Bart groans, starts to do so] His can control is excellent....
Bart: I'll use these spray cans as jet packs and fly to safety.
So long, losers! [succeeds only in spraying his feet green] Heh heh heh....
Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
Bart: [into walkie talkie] Milhouse...Milhouse! _Now_ what do I do?
[pounding on outside door gets louder] I got it....
Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers.
Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it! Homer2...
Homer: This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield.
If anybody wants me, I'll be in the shower....
Homer2: Get out here, son. There's a doin's a-transpiring!
Let's shut the gate and seal them in! Ba...
Bart: We made it! Everyone: Yay! Homer: Woo hoo!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville! Bart+Home...

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