The Simpsons

Abe: And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield.
Kent: [on TV] Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the Benidictine monk
he Rappin' Rabbis. Rabbi: Don't eat pork, not even with a fork....
Kent: But first, we all stink! Man: "We all"...
hey! Kent: That's according to a national survey ranking Springfield as the least popular city in America....
Lisa: This is terrible! People will start to avoid Springfield.
Homer: But what can I do? I'm just...[counts "One" on fingers] one man....
Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
[Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...
Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. Everyone
Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge...
Lisa: And...action! Bart: Hello, I'm Bart Simpson.
In the past, I've bought you such classic films as "Homer in the Shower" and "Homer on the Toilet"....
Ned: Now, Maude, in our movie you lay Moses in the basket, then put it among the reeds, OK?
Lights, camera, ac-diddely-doddely- doodely-action Jackson! [Maude puts the...
Lisa: Whatcha doing, Mom? Marge: I'm looking for a film critic to judge our festival.
Did you know there are over 600 critics on TV and Leonard Maltin is the best looking of them all?...
Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....

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