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Lisa: I like him! He's smart, he's sensitive, he's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance -- Home
[walking by] My ears are burning. Lisa: Uh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad. Hom...
Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York...
Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane....
Announcer: Coming up next, "The Flintstones" meet "The Jetsons".
Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover....
Burns: I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.
Smithers: I'm afraid we have a bad image, Sir....
Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg! Smithers: He's unavailable.
Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!...
Marge: Homer, the guest should get the last pork chop.
Homer: But I'm still hungry!...
Homer: Oh yeah? [pulls out a trophy] Well _I_ won the belching contest at work.
[belches in Jay's face] [everyone laughs] Jay...
he doorbell rings] Marge: Oh, I invited my sisters over.
Jay: Ooh, sisters. Allow me. [walks off to answer doo...
Patty: OK, Sherman, you're a movie expert. Selma: So tell u
who's gay? Jay: Oh, I don't know...Harvey Fierstein....

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