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Homer: [thinking] Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.
Barney: [on the screen] Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. Homer: Wow. I'll neve...
Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey, you voted for the right movie....
Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall, I'll give you a call.
Jay: And if you ever want to visit _my_ show -- Ba...
Marge: Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won, and Mr.
Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought....
Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy. Anyway, as p...
Marge: Bart, are you ready for your history test? Ba
Oh, you bet, Mom! Ask me anything. Marge: OK. Who was George Washington Carver?...
Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study. Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test....
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I can't take the test. I have a stomach ache.
Edna: Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse....
Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, I'm done failing the test. Can I _please_ go to the nurse?
Edna: Gosh, Bart, maybe you really are in pain. Well....
Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness. Ba...

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