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Hibbert: Don't worry, son: you'll be fine. This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst, which _will_ make it easier to find once I get in there.
[chuckles] Homer: [watchi...
Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
[Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
Hibbert: Bart, I found the culprit: a jagged metal cereal O.
Bart: Wicked! [pulls up his gown] I got this cool scar, _and_ I get to miss a week of school!...
Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
BG: Lisa, I sure am glad you dropped by. You're the first visitor I've had.
Lisa: What about your family? BG: I don't really have a family....
BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
[flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
BG: I cut my first and only album, "Sax on the Beach", but then I spent all my money on my $
1,500 a day habit. [flashback] I'd like another Fabrege egg, please?...
Lisa: Wow, you've had some career, although the moral seems to be that a lifetime of jazz leaves you sad and lonely.
BG: Well, before you came to visit, I would have agreed with you. -- Aw...
Kent: This just i
BG: So, you all set for your recital? Lisa: I sure am!
Look: [shows her gums] I stopped brushing my teeth so I can play just like you....

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