The Simpsons

The Simpsons

Home › Fortune Cookies › The Simpsons

Skinne
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happ...
Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh. Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as whatever you want....
Lisa: Uh, maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.
Abe: Death stalks you at every turn! Lisa: Grampa!...
Lisa: How come it won't stop hurting? Marge: Oh, Lisa, it's normal to be sad when a friend dies, and Bleeding Gums was a good friend to you.
But nobody is really gone as long as we reme...
Lisa: Isn't anybody going to show up? Lovejoy: Well, Lisa, we've waited an hour.
Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case for $
100,000, less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious] What kind of legal fees?...
Bart: I can't believe it: five hundred bucks! Oh, just think what I can do with that money.
[flash to a casino, with women all around] $...
Lisa: Mom, I want to honor Bleeding Gums' memory but I don't know where to start.
Marge: Maybe you could get the local jazz station to do a tribute to him, huh?...
Lisa: Hi, I have a request. I would like you to do a tribute to Bleeding Gums Murphy, please.
DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we don't have his album....

< previous

174

175
176
177
178
179
180
181
182
183
654
next >