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Lisa: $250? But I need that album to honor the memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy.
Owner: He's dead? Well why didn't you say so? [changes price to $...
Bart: Excuse me, my good man, I have $500 to blow. What have you got?
Owner: Behold, the ultimate pog! [motions to Steve Allen album] Ba...
Bart: Lisa...look what I've got. Ta da! [shows BG album] Lisa
[gasps] Bart, I can't believe it! But why? Bart: When I said my stomach hurt, you were the only one who believed me....
Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums. BG
[appearing in the cloud] You've made an old jazzman happy, Lisa....
Lisa: I don't want you to go. BG: Sorry, but I have to.
Goodbye. Lisa: [sobbing] Goodbye... [BG disappears, then reappears] BG...
Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....
Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy] Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode. Lisa: Not exactly...they pieced it together from old shows, b...
Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've neglected something more importa
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom. We already learned in schoo...
Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on the phone] Moe's Tavern....

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