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Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
Edna: Tighten those braids, Missy...hoist your flag, Dooley.
.. Nelson, you look adorable. Nelson: I feel like punching myself....
Willy: See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers. [lots of little screams are heard as the clothes burn] Skinne
What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal hygiene?...
Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway. Lisa: Hey, come on! Those are prescription shoes.
I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties!...
Marge: [blissful] Mmm...this is so relaxing. Homey, this was a wonderful idea.
Homer: [chuckles] Yeah. If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel....
Goodman: Whoa, would you look at this place? Agent 2
Agent 2: Children, where are your parents? Lisa
I don't know. They should be here. Goodman: Yes, they _should_ be here....
Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
Goodman: Kids, meet your new foster family. Rod+Todd
We love you! Bart: [getting hugged] Uh...please don't hug me....
Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and...

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