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Marge: Ask your heart what its fondest desire is. Home
Hmm... [flashback] Homer: Mmm...chocolate....
Marge: No, think about people. Think about moments in your life that have been very romantic.
Homer: Oh, OK. [clip from 1F14: Homer kissing Flanders at football game] Marge: That's no...
Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no harm done.
Homer: [groans] Marge...
Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a scandalous story of my own.
[3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07: Homer and Mindy] Bart: What happened to Mi...
Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....
Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending? Marge: Of...
Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....
Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much. Marge: Enjoy it now, because when you're a grownup you'll have to take care of yourself!
Homer: [whining] Marge, there's a spider near my car keys. M...
Homer: Now that we're alone, papa bear has a little honey for his mama bear.
[gives Marge a pair of tickets] Marge...

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