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Ned: Good night, my little foundlingadings. Ba
But it's only 7:00. Lisa: Yeah, the sun is still out....
Lisa: You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us.
I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad....
Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
[talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] ...
Goodman: OK, let's see if we've learned anything. I want you two to simulate a typical household problem.
Go. Cletus: [on Homer's knee] Uh, Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door ...
Ned: Well, children, it's Saturday night. So, what say we let our hair down and play "Bombardment"?
Bart+Lisa: Yay! Ned: Of Bible questions? Rod+Todd: Yay! Ned: Which versio...
Ned: Well...? Todd: I know! Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one.
Come on, this one's easy. Lisa: [pause] We give up....
Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test.
Except for Marge...
Ned: Jeepers H. Crackers. I'd better call the Reverend.
[pushes "Rev. Lovejoy" button on phone] [the Rev is playing with a train set] Mrs....
Homer: Kids! We're good parents now. Get your asses out here!
Marge: We've missed you so much....
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the ...

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