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Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family.
That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself....
Rod shows Todd a headline: "Playtime Is Fun"] Todd
[gives thumbs-up] Go with it! Bart: Here you go, Todd...
Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbe...
Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
Ned: Uh, that's, that's just, er, raspberry jam. Todd...
Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Fami...
Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
Marge: And then I saw my boy in a burlap sack, and they told me he had lice.
[sniffs] Flub: [in a burlap sack with lice] Is this story going somewhere?...
Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
[everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....

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