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Announcer 1: Live, from the famous brown sands of Public Beach, Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building preview.
Homer: [whining] Ohh, Saturday afte...
Homer: [yawns] Marge, I'm bored. Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom. Marge...
Homer: Good old Evergreen Terrace: the swankiest street in the classiest part of Pressboard Estates.
Bart: Well if you love it so much, why are you always littering? Homer: [finishing a canned...
Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place. Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us!
That fancy house'll never sell....
Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
Ned: So, if you're looking for a half-bag of charcoal briquettes or an artificial Christmas tree (trunk only), come on over to the Hibbert table, pronto!
Well, si...
Marge: Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner?
[turns it on] Skinner: Hmm. It's awfully loud. Marge...
Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!
[holds up "Disco Stu" jacket] Man: Stu! You should buy that!...
Homer: [singing] Hey, big spender: dig this blender!
Rainbow suspenders -- hey, big spender! Everyone...

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