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Lisa: Maybe we can make your job more fun. [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those?
Homer: I dunno. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart o...
Boy, this is a lot more fun with a second person. -- Homer J. Simpson at work, "Bart on the Road
I just gotta go laminate your license; you'll get it in two to three weeks.
-- Quick service at the DMV, "Bart on the Road...
Milhouse: Twenty-five years old? You're not twenty-five years old.
This ID is completely fake! Bart: Yes, you're right Milhouse....
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
-- Nelson after watching "Naked Lunch", "Bart on the Road...
Milhouse: [yells] Spring breeeak! Yeah! [pause, then quiet] Well, when _are_ we going to get rowdy?
Bart: Maybe when we find something decent to do with this ID. Nelson: We could go rent a c...
Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
Bart: [handing out envelopes] Gentlemen, for our road trip I have taken the liberty of preparing an airtight and utterly plausible alibi for use on our parents.
[Milhouse at home...] Milhou...
Marge: The national grammar rodeo? I wish I were going.
Oh, wait, wait; I wish I _was_ going. Is that right, Bart?...
Milhouse fiddles with knobs before getting a whap in the head from Nelson] Milhouse
Ow! Bart, Nelson hit me. Bart: He sure did....

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