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Brad: Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?
Bart: [snorts] Earth to boring guy. [Audience howls with laughter] Brad...
Brad: This is really remarkable. Here we have a man with an obvious eating disorder, and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle, I'm sure worn only for shock value -- Marge
Erm -- Brad...
Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this -- Ba
Rudiger. Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger -- Marge...
Brad: People, I am excited. I can sense a change in the air tonight.
You are all going to start _living_, really _living_....
Lisa: This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers.
Carl: [enthusiastically] And how! -- Lisa sees through Brad Goodman, "Bart's Inner Child...
The winds of change are in the air in Springfield, and it's about as refreshing as a pre-moistened towlette.
Folks are finally accepting their feelings and really communicating, with no holding back...
Bart: Lis, today I am a god. Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?
Bart: Eww! -- Blessed by the holy bottom, "Bart's Inner Child...
Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins playing "The E...
Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi.
Who can tell me what his first message was? Ba...
Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
Lisa: It's simple, Ba...

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