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Homer: Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?
Marge: It does seem nicer than Springfield. Lisa...
Oh, wow! Windows! -- Otto takes a look at the house, "You Only Move Twice
Apu: Hello.
Marge: Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage.
[pause] Homer+Marge: [getting a flash] Hey....
Ned: Uh, huh-huh... Homer, ah... About those things you borrowed from me over the years, you know, the TV trays, the power sander, the downstairs bathtub.
.. You gonna be... needing those...
Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving....
It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire day's worth of vomit at Disneyland.
-- Lisa reads the Cypress Creek brochure, "You Only Move Twice...
Homer: Wow, my boss. Hank: Don't call me that word.
I don't like things that elevate me about the other people....
Hank: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins?
Look in your closet; there's a pair for you....
Marge: Mr. Scorpio, this house is almost too good for us.
I keep expecting to get the bum's rush. Hank...

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