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Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
Bart: Listen lady, I'm s'pose to be in the fourth grade.
Teacher: Seems to me that someone's got a case of the "s'pose'das"....
Lisa: [to a nearby chipmunk] Hello, Mr. Chipmunk. You're a northern reticulated chipmunk.
Yes, you are. [pokes its nose] You are so reticulated....
Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up two percent, and it's all because of _my_ motivational techniques.
Like, donuts. And a possibility of more donuts to come. -- Homer's second secret to successful...
Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat! -- Bart gazes upon the Spend Zone, "You Only Move Twice
Homer: [gasps] Tom Landry's hat, and it's autographed.
To Berman's Dry Cleaning. Best wishes, Tom Landry....
Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks!...
Hank: Uh, Homer, one second. I gotta take care of this.
Very important. Be right back. Homer: Fine....
Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here? Hank
Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go....

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