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Bart: Where's Homer? Marge: [through clenched teeth] Your father decided he'd rather come home in a taxi.
[to herself] Or a police car. -- "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Coyote: Fear not, Homer. I am your spirit guide. Home
[warily] Hiya. Coyote: There is a lesson you must learn....
Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed l...
Coyote: Clarity is the path to inner peace. Home
Well, what should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?...
Homer: You know, I have been meaning to take a spiritual journey, and I would.
.. [the coyote is chewing his pant leg] Hey! Knock it off!...
Look, just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with you.
-- Homer bargains a cheap price to his inner peace, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
Bart: ...so then I says to Mabel, I says... [Homer walks in] Home
Hi, kids! Bart: I'll finish this later. Hi, Dad....
Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
Homer: We don't have anything in common. [opens the record cabinet, with "Marge" and "Homer" sections] Look at these record
Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers. N...

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