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Lisa: This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever-- Home
Sweet merciful crap! My _car_! -- Homer's car gets decorated, "Summer of 4 Ft. 2...
Sitting in my car outside your house Remember when you spilled Coke all over your blouse T-Shirts, cut-offs and a pair of thongs We've been having fun all summer long.
(instrume...
o the tune of "Hooray for Hollywood"] I work for Monty Burns, Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh Monty Burns.
-- What keeps Waylon Smithers alive, "You Only Move Twice...
What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
-- Smithers' view of America, "You Only Move Twice...
Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...
Homer: But, Marge, this is a chance for me to fulfil my lifelong dream.
Marge: *What* lifelong dream? -- Just pick one from the list, "You Only Move Twice...
Homer: Promise not to laugh? I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys.
[Bart and Lisa laugh] Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad....
Marge: I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it.
Homer: Just bring the rut with ya, Honey. -- "You Only Move Twice...
TV: "Cypress Creek: The Tale of One City". Homer: Uh, let's watch something else.
Marge: Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place....
Announcer #1: Cypress Creek: where dreams come true.
Announcer #2: [quickly] Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders....

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