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Marge: Okay, the oven is cleaning itself, the autovac's on dirt patrol, and Maggie's enjoying her Swing-A-Majig.
[said Maggie tries desperately to reach the "off" switch] I can'...
Hank: You will notice, my new best friend, that we are pretty casual around here.
Homer: Yes, sir. I will notice that. Very casual, Mr....
Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see....
These gentlemen here will be your eyes and your ears, and should the need arise, they'll fill in for any other part of your body.
-- Which one's the beer belly?, "You Only Move Twice...
Hank: Your job will be to manage and motivate them.
Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience....
Hank: The key to motivation is trust. Let me show you what I mean.
I want you to close your eyes and fall backwards, and I'll catch you....
Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working] Home...
Kid 1: You got a fresh sound. It'll play well at this school.
Kid 2: [looking a lot like Milhouse] Hey, Bart, do you have a best friend yet?...
Teacher: So, you never learned cursive? Bart: Um, well, I know hell and damn and bit.
.. -- Saved by the bleep, "You Only Move Twice...
Bart: So, what are you in for? Gordy: [slowly and strangely sounding] I moved here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?
Dot: I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in he...

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