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Kids: [singing to the tune] I like me I like me I'm as good as I can be With a smile and a wave and a happy melody I'm as good as.
.. [slowing as they see...
Hank: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont? Bont: Scorpio, you're totally mad.
Hank: Heh, I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk. Bo...
Hank: Stop him! He's supposed to die! [Homer jumps on Bont who was running past him] Nice work, Homer!
Am I proud of you. Homer: [shy] Well... Hank: When you go home tonight, there's g...
Lisa: I'b allergic to everythig here. By nose is so stuffed ub, I can't eben taste Mob's delicious boiled celery.
Marge: I've been so bored since we moved here, I found myself drinking a ...
We've got it great, here. And for the first time in my life, I'm actually good at my job.
My team is way ahead of the weather machine and germ warfare divisions....
Homer: Say, what's going on? Hank: I'm having a little trouble with the government.
Homer: Oh, those jerks always walking over the small businessman....
Hank: Let them go. You'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling.
[a burning man runs by] What's bothering them?...
P.A.: T minus 14 seconds. Hank: If you need anything, you call me.
Homer: All right. What's the number? Hank: I've never had to call my own company....
Let me just get my girlfriend, and I'll go. Hey, Crystal, wake up!
-- Otto leaves OFF's house, "You Only Move Twice...
Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours....

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