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Flanders: Well, sure, buddy, I'd be happy to help out.
Ralph: Hey, Mister, do you need some help? Otto: Let him go, Ralph.
He knows what he's doing....
Okay, retrace your steps. Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I.
.. Oh... -- Homer's daily regimen, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage.
-- Who would notice? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Note to self: stop doing anything. -- Good advice, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home
Marge: Has anyone seen Homer? Helen: Marge, better you should hear it from me than from some gossipy neighbor.
Homer made a total jackass of himself. Lovejoy: Helen, that's enough. Call o...
Hey, buddy! Get back there with the other rocks!
-- Homer's attempt to domesticate rocks, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: [reading] "Follow the..." [gasps] This must be why I'm here!
Follow the what? Follow the what? Hurry up!...
Homer: Oh, you want me to climb that, huh? No problemo.
Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili. Lisa: [bored] I saw it, Bart.
Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock in your hat....

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