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Homer: I always just figured my wife was my soulmate.
But if it's not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?...
I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
-- Moe, on his relationship to Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Hello? Is this... [reads his paper] GBM? Uh, yeah.
I read in the personals that you were seeking a soulmate....
Homer: Oh, I give up. Coyote: [voiceover] Find your soulmate, Homer.
Find your soulmate. Homer: Where? Where? Coyote...
Homer: A machine?! Earl's a machine?! [sarcastic] Oh, that's just perfect!
Homer's desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse-keeping robot....
Bart: Hey look! Is that dad? Lisa: Either that, or Batman's really let himself go.
-- You mean he looks like Adam West? "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun.
-- Copernicus still has some followers, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.
'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo....
Homer: But how did you find me? Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot, because you always say public transportation is for losers.
And I was sure you'd head west, because Springfie...
Homer: Wow, Marge, you really do understand me. See, I thought we weren't soulmates because.
.. Marge: ...we had a fight? Homer: Right, and we don't like the same things. It's like you're fro...

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