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Homer: Oh, Marge! [chanting] We're number one! We're number one!
In your face, space coyote! Marge: [sotto voce] Space coyote?...
McAllister: Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course!
Hard a-starboard! Sailor: [just checking] Uh, port?...
Wiggum: Look at all them hot pants. Lenny: Hey, who likes short shorts?
Crowd: [chanting] We like short shorts!...
Troy: Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there
Announcer: In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned?
The cash register says, "NRA4EVER", just one of the hundreds of radical righ...
creen: "Second season"] Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
Burns. I believe you have a letter for me....
creen: "Third season"] Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm...
creen: "Fourth season"] [the theme from "The Flintstones" plays] [a man looks at his watch, and pulls a cord on a whistle] Home
Yabba dabba doo! [slides down pipe, crashe...
creen: "Fifth season"] Homer: Hey, guys! Look what I smuggled aboard!
[shows a bag of chips] Buzz: Homer, no! [he opens the bag...

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