The Simpsons

Helen: Howdy howdy, Marge and Home... oh, my mistake.
Homer's not even *with* you. Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments....
They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon.
-- Lenny narrates the spoon legend, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Homer: Five-alarm chili, eh? Ned: Uh-huh. Homer: [eats some] One, two.
.. hey, what's the big idea? Ned: Oh, I admit it....
Smithers: Evenin', little lady. You reckon a square could get a dance?
Marge: [sighs] It looks so complicated. Do you know how?...
That Simpson, he thinks he's the pope of chili town.
-- Wiggum, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...
Wiggum: Afternoon, Homer. Care for some chili? I've added an extra ingredient just for you.
[dramatic] The merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango! [exhibits a glowing pepper] ...
Ralph: Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle. You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?
Homer: [slyly] Maybe I do, son. Maybe I do. [Homer chugs the candle, and spits out a...
Wiggum: Hey, everybody, look who's back. It's the biiig baby.
[childlike] Oh, dis porridge is too hot! Oh, wah-wah-wah!...
Quimby: Good lord, this can't be happening! Hibbe
By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears....
Well, Chief, don't quit your day job... Whatever that is.
-- Homer, "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Home...

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