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creen: "Sixth season"] Homer: "No TV and No Beer Make Homer" something something.
Marge: [timid] "Go Crazy"? Homer: Don't mind if I do!...
Troy: Dr. Linus Irving of the Sloan-Ketterling Memorial Institute writes, "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire `Simpsons' episode every week?
For the answe...
Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes, "What is the real deal with Mr.
Burns' assistant Smithers? You know what I'm talking about." Ha ha ha, of course we...
Announcer: Which popular "Simpsons" characters have died in the past year?
If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong...
Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a ...
Troy: [voiceover] When Springfield legalized gambling, Homer became a blackjack dealer -- and comedy was in the cards.
Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [H...
Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned.
And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home...
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head fro...
Troy: Apu living with the Simpsons?! It happened. And here's a scene you didn't see.
Apu: I'm hoping you enjoy this movie. It made every Indian critic's top 400 list....
Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....

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