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Announcer: It's the Krusty Komedy Klassic! Krusty
Hey, hey! It's great to be back at the Apollo Theater, and....
Now I'd like to introduce a new feature never before seen on T.
V. -- Dumb Pet Tricks!...
Krusty: Here's a dog that's been trained to catch this red rubber ball.
[throws the ball] [the dog, of course, goes for Krusty's clown nose] Ow!...
Grampa: [dials the remote] Hello?? Hello?? Stupid cordless phone!
I'll try the old fashioned model. [speaks into an iron] Ahh, that's better....
Krusty: And now, our parody of "Mad About You" entitled "Mad About _Shoe_.
[Krusty lies in a bed with a giant piece of footwear] Give me a kiss, baby....
Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
Lisa: Uh, Mom? Marge: [annoyed] What?! Lisa
Um, there's a hair in my soup. But I'll just eat around it....
Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her -- during the commercial.
-- Homer, always the supportive husband, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
Krusty: Now, let's hear it for a great American. Former President Gerald Ford.
Ford: Thank you, Krusty, for inviting me. Krusty...
Oh, Marge, I just had a couple of beers.
-- From Romeo to Homer, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...

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