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Mulder: There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the Heartland of America.
We've gotta get there right away. Scully: Well......
Oh, this makes me very angry! -- Marvin, the clicheic, Martian, "The Springfield File
Scully: Now, we're going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector.
I'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully....
Mulder: Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?
Scully: No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight....
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wi...
You_ are one fine looking woman, lady. If I wasn't married, I'd go out with you like _that_!
[hits his bottle on the bar; beer bubbles and spills out the bottle] I am _so_ sorry!...
So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.
-- Homer's answers to life's greatest mysteries, "The Springfield File...
Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and that turtle's got all of my teeth!
[looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks away, holding the ove...
But somewhere out there, something is watching us. There are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive.
Are we alone in the universe? Impossible. When you consider the wonders that exist all a...
Oh, who thought a whale could be so heavy?! [sees Mulder] Cheese it!
The feds! -- Moe, "The Springfield File...

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