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Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer? Shary
Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex. Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?...
Bart: Pop quiz, hotshot. I'm supposed to be doing my homework, but you find me upstairs reading a Playdude.
What do you do? What DO you do? Shary: I make you read every article in tha...
Marge: My, she seems too good to be true. Homer: I'll say.
Her butt waxed the banister. Marge: Ooh, I can see myself!...
Shary: Hello, Willie. Lisa: You know her? Willie
Aye. Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country....
Kearney: Extra, extra! Ripper strikes in White chapel!
Skinner: Boy for sale! Boy for sale! Jimbo: Is this legal, man?...
Burns: Bah, humbug. Shary: Oh, Mr. Burns, I think you'll find all life's problems just float away when you're flying a kite.
[gives him one] Burns: Balderdash. This is the silliest load of...
Marge: That Shary Bobbins is a miracle worker. The kids love her, the house is spotless, and my hair's grown back.
It's so full and thick it can support a beach umbrella. [stic...
Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing us a song....
Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood?...
Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss you, Shary Bobbins....

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