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Hibbert: Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?
Homer: Uhhh... the second one. Zillifone. Next question?...
I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens.
He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life....
Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here? Nimoy
Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near....
Homer: Marge, how could you?? Marge: These shirts are a hundred percent cotton.
And look at the fine stitching on "dope". Home...
Alien: I bring you love! Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
[chuckles] Alien: Uh... I bring you love! Le...
Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love! Willy
Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it! Smithe...
Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. [exhibiting a swirling mechanical device] Till I jam this down your throat!
-- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File...
The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File
Bart: But, what's with the glowing? Burns: Um, I'll field that question.
A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow....
And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night, and keep watching the skis.
Uh, skies. -- Our favorite pimple-faced teenager of all, "The Springfield File...

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