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Grampa: [flying out the door] I think we got our umbrellas switched!
[in the air] Whee! I never felt so alive!...
Announcer: Welcome back to "Before They Were Famous.
Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
.. Home...
Announcer: Now, let's take a look at a young Charles Bronson's brief stint replacing Andy Griffith in "The Andy Griffith Show" Barney
Where's Otis? He's not in his cell. Bronson: I...
Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary...
Tarantino: What I'm trying to say in this cartoon is that violence is everywhere in our society, you know, it's like even in breakfast cereals, man.
[Itchy jumps up and cu...
Shary: Lisa, don't sit in front of that telly like a fly stuck on a toffee.
It's a great big world out there. Lisa: Been there, done it....
Shary: [singing, obviously drunk] Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Barney: Searching for my lost shaker of salt. [spoken] Oh, here it is....
Homer: Ah, that poor woman. Lisa: We've crushed her gentle spirit.
Bart: You people should be ashamed of yourselves....
Marge: [sits down] Shary, you did the best you could.
But you can't change this family. And neither can I....

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