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Troy: This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr.
Burns. [pause] Then they found out it was the baby....
Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
Troy: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts.
Who knows what adventures they'll have between now a...
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true.
And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies....
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to _speed_ around the city, keeping its _speed_ over fifty.
And if its _speed_ dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called... "The bus that could...
Mr. Burns: So, another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing, Smithers?
Something _gay_, no doubt! Smithers: Wha...? What?...
Jasper: Thank God it's Wednesday. [eats pills] Mrs.
Glick: It's Friday. [eats pills] Japser: Uh-oh, wrong pills....
Milhouse: [feeding quarters] 38... 39... 40 quarters.
This better be good. [presses start, walks two steps] Game...
Marge: [sees SLH chewing on a chair] Bad dog! [sees Snowball scratching up the couch] Bad cat!
[sees a fawn licking something] Bad fawn! [looks puzzled] -- Bad moose, and squ...
Lisa: All right! It's time for ABC's "TGIF" lineup!
Ba...

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