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Homer: Oh Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
[pause] Uh, this is the part where you're suppose to say "I Believe You, Homer"?...
Marge: I try to be supportive, but this has gone too far!
Please, just let it be? Homer: No, I can't....
Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
Bart: What if we don't? Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network....
Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
Alien: I bring you peace. Homer: As a representative of the planet Earth, let me just say [gets his foot in the camp fire] Baaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaagh! [tries to beat out the fire...
Nimoy: And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe.
I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night. Teenager: [off-camera] Uh, Mr....
Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.
Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that _stupid_ show?...
But first, E.T., phone Homer -- Simpson, that is. Local man, Homer Simpson, shown here with his tongue stuck to a lamppost, has given us this videotape.
-- Those damn file photos..., "The Springfie...
The alien has appeared in the same Springfield pasture the past two Friday nights.
Will it appear again this Friday?...

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