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Homer: Marge, I was just watching women's volleyball on ESPN.
[Marge murmurs appreciatively] Come on, there's no need for that Babamabushka....
Homer: Now, sweetie, don't worry about a thing. I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
Just like my hair! [Marge imagines herself with a Homer-esque comb-over, and break...
Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, there's no physical reason why your hair should be falling out.
This thing has me buffaloed. [chuckles] Nurse...
Lisa: I'll stop buying Malibu Stacey clothing. Ba
And I'll take up smoking and give that up. Homer: Good for you, son....
Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed lik...
Pennyfeather: Hello, I'm Mrs. Pennyfeather. I understand you are looking for a nanny.
Marge: Pleased to meet you. Homer: Wait a minute, Marge....
Kearney: I'm here about the nanny job. I'll keep a watchful eye on your kids and if they get out of line [smacks fist in palm] -- Pow!
Homer: I like him. Kearney: Thanks. Hey, where do yo...
Marge: I guess we're not going to find anyone. Lisa
We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?...
Shary: Hello, I'm Shary Bobbins. Homer: Did you say Mary Po.
.. Shary: No, I definitely did not. I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse, or Monald Muck....
Shary: Now, as your nanny, I'll do everything from telling stories to changing diapers.
Grampa: Put me down for one of each. -- Eww, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...

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