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Homer: Woo-hoo! Two dollars! It's working! [at the Springfield Retirement Castle] Grampa
I don't feel any happier. How about you? Jasper: Mmm....
Bart: Hey, Lis, Mom said you had the toenail clippers and.
.. Woah! Lisa, look out! Nelson's in our house!...
No, pawns can't move that way, you stupid arm.
-- Frink plays chess agains his robotic arm, "Lisa's Date With Density...
You're the first person I've had over to the house since my Dad went nuts.
-- Nelson brings Lisa over, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Lisa: [reading] "Nuke the whales?" You don't really believe that, do you?
Nelson: I dunno. Gotta nuke something. Lisa: Touche....
Joy to the world the teacher's dead! They barbecued her head!
What happened to her body? We flushed it down the potty And 'round and 'round it goes And 'round and 'round it....
Marge: When I first met your father, he was loud, crude and piggish.
But I worked hard on him, and now, he's a whole new person....
Lisa: Isn't it nice up here? What are you thinking, Nelson?
Nelson: Am I thinking about what? Lisa: About anything....
Dolph: Oh, man! You kissed a girl! Jimbo: That is so gay!
Lisa: Listen, you thugs. Stop making fun of him or you'll be sorry....
Jimbo: Come raid Skinner's house with us. Kearney: We found a bunch of rancid coleslaw in the dumpster behind Krusty Burger.
Dolph: Yeah, and we're gonna go heave it at his house! -- Elem...

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