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Ned: [sleepy] Howdily-diddely. Phone: Greetings, friends.
Do you wish to look... Ned: [hangs up] Oh, it's that darn recording again....
Great barrier reef! We're under attack! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density
Skinner: Who's out there? Give me your names so I can tell the police.
Agnes: [from upstairs] Seymour, what's going on?...
Nelson: Lisa, cops are chasing me! I need a place to hide!
[Homer opens his window] Homer: Lisa's window is the next one....
Ned: Howd... Phone: Greetings, friends... Maude: Ned, did you plug that phone back in?
Homer: Shut _up_! -- When you shut up first,"Lisa's Date With Density...
Wiggum: A-ha! I had a feeling we'd find you here! [shoots] Lou
Chief, no! Eddie: What'd you do that for? Wiggum...
Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
Lisa: I think they're giving up. Nelson: Thanks for helping me out.
You're a stand-up babe. -- This means good, right?, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Nelson: Check it out. Skinner's mopping the goo off his house!
Wait till he finds what I left in his birdbath....
Milhouse: Hi, Lisa. Could I talk to you, or would that just make Nelson whale on me again?
Lisa: Don't worry. Nelson and I don't like each other anymore. Milhouse: [gasps] Really? You...

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