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Miss Simpson? Do you find something funny about the word tromboner?
-- Mr. Largo, losing our PG rating, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson! Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not! Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!...
Oooh. How does Bart do this every week?
-- Lisa writing on the blackboard, "Lisa's Date With Density...
He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
He sure is ugly, though. -- Lisa thinks about Nelson, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Lisa: Milhouse, I've never told anyone this kind of thing before, but I've never felt this way before.
I think I have a crush... Milhouse: [gasps] Oh! Oh, _really_? [suavely d...
Milhouse: You like Nelson?! But he's a creep and he chipped one of my permanent teeth!
Lisa: But I bet underneath he's a sweet, sensitive person....
Lisa: I like you too, Milhouse, but not in that way.
You're like a big sister. Milhouse: No, I'm not!...
Nelson: [reading] "Guess who likes you.
Lisa: Milhouse, I'm so sorry! Paramedic: He can't hear you now.
We had to pack his ears with gauze. -- "Lisa's Date With Density...
Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...

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