The Simpsons

Skinner: [gasps] A principal's ransom in stolen goods!
Well, sir, who's "Ha-ha"-ing now? Nelso...
Skinner: All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it.
First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen....
Nelson: [to a kid] Bite me. [to Janey] Cram it.
[to Ralph] You're dead. [to Mrs. Krabappel] Get bent, Ma'am....
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a pain all the time?
Don't you realize you're getting a bad reputation?...
Marge: An automatic dialer? Is that legal? I don't want you getting arrested, Homer.
Homer: I won't. Marge: Or swindling our neighbors....
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me?
Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield....
One dollar for eternal happiness. Mmmm... I'd be happier _with_ the dollar.
-- Burns as we know him, "Lisa's Date With Density...
Homer: Now we just sit by the mailbox and watch the money roll in.
Marge: But you're going to annoy thousands of people just to make a few measly dollars....
and should there be requests for an encore, we will reprise "Pop Goes the Weasel.
Otherwise, we will file out quietly. -- Mr....
Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose? Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE! [Willy gives the hose to Nelson] Nelso...

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