The Simpsons

Bart+Lisa: Good-bye, Shary Bobbins! Marge: Thanks for everything!
Barney: So long, Superman! -- Um, almost, "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-D'oh-ciou...
Lisa: Do you think we'll ever see her again? Home
I'm sure we will, honey. [Shary is sucked into a passing plane's jet engine] I'm sure we will....
Chalmers: Skinner!! Skinner: [gasps] Uh, Superintendant Chalmers!
[nervously pants] What's wrong? Chalme...
You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A to point B -- and on weekends, point C.
But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 1979 Honda Accord. ...
I've always admired car owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off mother.
She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child....
What's the point in having a Honda if you can't show it off?
-- Perhaps it's best for everybody this way, "Lisa's Date With Density...
A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A twizzler is not a sprinkle.
A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangri-La they are, but not in here....
He's gonna rot in the slammer for the next twenty years.
Bread and water, icy showers, guards _whomping_ your ass round the clock, and the only way out is suicide....
Skinner: I'll tell you something that's not so funny.
Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl....
Damn! Dang! Darn! -- Skinner, "Lisa's Date With Density

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