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Lisa: But seven goes into twenty-eight four times.
Mathemagician: Uh, this is a -magic- seven! -- "Grade School Confidential...
Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
Mrs. Skinner: Seymour! I told you not to play in the neighbor's yard.
Skinner: It's a party, mother. I was invited....
Martin's Dad: [to wife] I told you we should have served cake instead of oysters!
Martin: I'm ruined! Nelson: [punches Martin in the gut] Ha-ha, ohh....
Lisa: Bart, how come you're not sick? Bart: Eh, I gave my oysters to the cat.
[points to an ill-feeling cat] Hey, why'd you eat 'em?...
Skinner: More tea, Edna? Krabappel: What kind of little boy has a tea set?
Skinner: [pours tea] I think we both know the answer to that ....
Bart: You are never going to guess what I saw at Martin's party after you guys left.
You know that playhouse? Well, I... Skinner: [overhearing] Good gravy!...
Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
.. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some o...
Skinner: Mmmm. This dessert is exquisite. What do you call it?
Krabappel: Applesauce. Skinner: [chuckles] Oh, of course....

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