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Krabappel: Do you think anyone saw us? Skinner: No, it went just as we planned -- except they confiscated my thermos of cola at the door.
Krabappel: Aw. Chalmers: [waking up] Skinner! K...
Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take muc...
Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: Oh ....
Bart: Okay, crew, set your faces to stunned. [opens the door, revealing a stunning sight, indeed
Skinner and Krabappel in lip-lock. They both look up, horrified. E...
and Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel were kissing -- and swearing!
-- Milhouse, "Grade School Confidential...
Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal and he had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy.
-- Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, "Grade School Confidential...
Lisa: I was in the library at the time, but Janey told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Mrs.
what's her name? Marge: Krabappel? Lisa: Yeah, Krabappel. T...
Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Wiggum: The baby looked at you? [pick...
Chalmers: Skinner! Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your sleazy shenanigans....
Krabappel: Well, it's going to be hard to say goodbye to all of you.
We've had a lot of fun together. [walks through the rows of students] Nelson, Nelson, Nelson....

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