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Homer: I've never reached to you before but my wife is in her hour of need.
Your help could make all the difference in the world....
Marge: No. Pretzel Wagon's no longer... 300 pretzels?
! Wait! Wait! Let me get this down. Mm-hmm....
Marge: Are you sure the children will get enough nutrition from these pretzels?
Skinner: [robotic tone] Yes, I am sure. Sure as sure can be....
Helen: I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
Lou: Ship's impounded, Ma'am. Wiggum: Yeah, we, uh, found a couple of barnacles on the hull...
Helen: That's crazy! And _what_ are those men doing under my van?
[the men flee the van] Wiggum: Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I am preparing to do....
Tony: [clearing his throat] Greetings, Homer. Home
Hey! Fat Tony! You still with the mafia? [walks away] Tony...
Well, here I am -- 11905 Dead Weasel Road. I don't see any apartment building.
-- You SURE you don't smell a fish, Marge?, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Marge: Hey! Wh-what's going on?! [Fat Tony walks to the car, and tries to take the keys -- but they won't come off] Tony
Is, uh, there a button or a release for these keys? Marge: Oh...
You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious.
.. you have 12 hours. -- Mafia practices, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Marge: Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
Homer: [swallowing beer] In those words? ... Yes. -- "The Twisted World of...

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