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I saw your pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere.
I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already bloated snack hole....
Grampa: [in boxers] I had that dream again... Home
Oh, thank God, it's only Grampa. [slams door] -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
Tony: Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
Marge: The answer -- is no. Tony: I'm afraid I must insist....
Edna: Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
Maude: Your goon squads certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business....
Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to...
Lisa: [yawning] What's going on outside? Marge: Oh it's just a mob war.
Go back to sleep, honey. [the "little guy" is tossed through the kitchen window] Ma...
Skinner: [over intercom] Finally, the bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion.
Well, that concludes this morning's announcements; I'm Sey...
Martin: [raises hand] Mrs. Krabappel, I also have an announcement to make.
Krabappel: Can't it wait until I retire? Marti...
Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President? Hello? ...
Krabappel: Hi, Bart. Bart: [startled, he drops his glass] Uh, Mrs.
K! Hey, it's Saturday; you're powers are useless against me....

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