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Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny and.
.. Carl. Carl: Aw nuts! I mean, um... Aw nuts. -- "Mountain of Madne...
Smithers: Sir, this can't be right. You assured me this drawing was rigged so we'd be teammates.
Burns: Yes, well, frankly, you've been a bit of a pill lately. Smithers: Why do we alway...
Well, there's only one name left. Whoever it is will be paired with me.
And that person is -- Waylon Smithers. Perfect. That's just perfect....
Smokey: Only _who_ can prevent forest fires? [Bart chooses the "You" button over the "Me"] You pressed "you," referring to me.
That is incorrect. The correct answer is "you...
Smithers: How could you do this to me, Mr. Burns? After all I've done for you.
Why, if you were here, I'd kick you right in your boney old behind!...
Lisa: Hi, Mr. Smithers. Smithers: Oh great. It's the Bobsey Twins.
Well take your prying eyes elsewhere....
Lisa: We'll help you. Bart: I have a watch with a minute hand.
Smithers: [sighs] All right, you can come. What time is it?...
Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always fel...
Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
Narrator: The story of our national parks begins in 1872.
Perhaps we should let John Muir tell the tale....

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