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Marge: Excuse me, sir? I can't find my children. Range
Have you checked the woods? Marge: No. Ranger: Hmm....
Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
Burns: We have several hours before the others arrive, let's say we get comfy.
[turns on the fusebox] Now we have electricity....
Bart: Is there maple syrup in this one? Smithers: There isn't any food in any of these trees.
Please, Bart, we've got to hurry! I can't be the last one to reach the cabin....
Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more....
Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
Lenny: Hey, did you hear something? Carl: No. Lenny
Hmm. Did I? Carl: [exhasperated] I don't know. -- Teamwork at work, "Mountain of Madne...
Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things....
Burns: Simpson, I have a confession. I'm not quite the tunnel-digger I made myself out to be.
Homer: You can supervise me. Burns: All right, good! Let's dig! That's right! Dig some more! O...
Burns: What happened? [snow rumbles] Home
I think when we yelled we caused another avalanche....
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