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Burns: We need some excitement around here! Smithe
Chinese checkers or domestic, sir? Burns: No, no....
Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....
Burns: Is it supposed to take this long? What's a good time for a mass evacuation of the entire plant?
Smithers: Forty five seconds. Burns: And what's our time so far? Smithers: I don'...
Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
Homer: So, Mr. Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about _teamwork_.
Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang aro...
Marge: Don't worry, kids. This is a national park.
We can have lots of fun! Ranger: Oh, I'm afraid that's no longer true, ma'am....
Smithers: Each two-man team will work its way through the wilderness to a cabin hidden somewhere on this mountain.
The routes are trecherous, so use your maps. Homer: [raising...
Smithers: When you arrive at the cabin, there will be a congratulatory party with sandwiches and moderately-priced champagne.
[the crowd applauds] Burns: Now, as an added ince...
And to show that I'm not playing favorites, both Smithers and I will be participating.
Who knows? _I_ might be the unlucky one who gets fired....
Smithers: I've placed all your names in this hat. Home
Ooh! Smithers: Thank you. -- "Mountain of Madne...

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