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Burns: I'll kill you, you bloated museum of trechery!
Homer: You and what army? [imagines Nazi snowmen behind Burns] [gasps and shakes] Stand back!...
Ranger: Okay, search party, before we set out, let's take a moment to humor the children.
[to Bart and Lisa] Kids, your father's gonna be just fine!...
Oh Lord, protect this rockethouse and all who dwell within the rockethouse.
-- Homer, "Mountain of Madne...
Smithers: It's them, all right. Marge: We're over here, Homie!
Lenny: Oh, something's wrong with its breaks! Gangway!...
Burns: So, how did we do? Smithers: [looking at his stopwatch] It's a new record, sir.
Burns: Outstanding. Well, perhaps all of this _has_ been worthwhile....
That old goat can't fire me! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mi.
.. [falls in a hole, screaming] [thud] Aw nuts!...
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo! [Burns and...
Come on, cantaloup! -- Milhouse, the unknown gambler, "Homer's Phobia
No refunds, force majeure, read the back of your tickets. -- Bart, "Homer's Phobia
[to the hole] Hello? [echo] China? A little help? -- Homer, "Homer's Phobia

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