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We're not going anywhere. I'm going to do what Bart should have told me to do a long time ago.
-- Principal Skinner, "Grade School Confidential...
Willie hears ya. Willie don't care. -- Groundskeeper Willie, "Grade School Confidential
So, once again, I've been had. But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two-story school -- a love story.
-- Kent Brockman, "Grade School Confidential...
Chalmers: [through bullhorn] Skinner, get off of my school.
Skinner: No, you get off of my school. Marge: Homer, Bart's up there!...
Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour....
Krabappel: Just speak from the heart, Seymour. Tell them how we brought a little happiness into each others' lives.
Ask them why they're forcing two dedicated peopl...
Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet and the fact is I haven't .
.. [hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour, I think you'd better tell them. It'...
Chalmers: Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused.
Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin....
Bart: I'm outta here. Skinny, Krabby, catch ya later.
Skinner: Uh, hold on, Bart. May we have a word with you?...
Smithers: Good morning, sir. Care for some coffee?
Burns: [joyful] No, the promise of a new day is more than enough exhilaration for me....

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