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Burns: Those last three avalanches were your fault, Simpson.
Homer: So what? Burns: Sew buttons! [narrow eyes at each other] -- "Mountain of Madne...
Lenny: Well, we made it here first. All thanks to teamwork.
Carl: Yeah, *my* teamwork. -- "Mountain of Madne...
Hmm. No books, no radio, no boardgames. Ah! A "Bazooka Joe" comic!
Ugh, I read that one seventy five years ago!...
Homer: We could build snowmen. Burns: No, I have a better idea!
We could build real men, out of snow! Homer: Oh. Okay....
Lisa: Mr. Smithers, Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!
Smithers: Fine, good. I don't care anymore. -- "Mountain of Madne...
Burns: Ah, 206 bones, 50 miles of small intestine, full pouting lips.
Why, this fellow is less a snowman... than a god....
Burns: Look at them. Smug and secure in their finery.
Mocking us. Homer: Uh, they're just snowmen, Mr. Burns....
Ranger: Hey, what is going on here? Who are you people?
This is a lookout post. Where is Ranger McFadden?...
McFadden: [whistles] Look at all these avalanches.
Do you think _they_ could have buried the cabin?...
Hmm. Look at his eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer, "Mountain of Madne...

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